Sunday, September 21, 2014

How to Be a Giant Fan In Washington -- 2014 Edition

This coming week, the New York Giants will play a Thursday Night Football game, away to the Washington Redskins.

At this time, I don't feel like having a debate over whether to continue using the "Redskins" name. Yes, it's bad. But I want to make this travel guide as simple as possible, so I'm going to use "Redskins" and the abbreviation "'Skins" throughout.

Before You Go.  D.C. can get really hot in summer, and late September can still be counted as "summer." So, on some roadtrips down there, you'll have to remember to stay hydrated. But for this coming Thursday, The Washington Post is predicting low 70s for the afternoon, and mid-50s for the evening. They do not mention a chance of rain, so it should be dry.

Washington is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to fiddle with your clocks, digital or otherwise.

Tickets. As I've said before, tickets are always harder to get for NFL games than for MLB games. This is especially true in Washington: Having one of the smallest stadiums in the League before they had one of the largest, even with 24,000 extra seats to sell, the waiting list for season tickets is incredibly long. As Richard Nixon said while he was President, "The only thing people in Washington care about is the Redskins. Nobody gives a damn about the Smithsonian or the Kennedy Center." (Yeah, he would say something like that about something named for JFK. And let the record show that the Watergate complex is right next-door to the Kennedy Center.) Despite the Redskins' struggles last year, they still averaged a near-sellout of 77,220 fans per home game.

In the lower level, the NFL Ticket Exchange has sideline seats for this game running from $135 to $285, and in the end zone from $120 to $277. In the upper deck, sidelines go for $76 to $155, and end zones for $76 to $137.

Getting There. Getting to Washington is fairly easy. Ordinarily, if you have a car, I recommend using it, and getting a hotel either downtown or inside the Capital Beltway, because driving in Washington is roughly (good choice of words there) as bad as driving in New York. However, since FedEx Field is not in the District, I would recommend driving, especially if you're only going down for the game, and not "seeing the city."

It’s 229 miles by road from Times Square to downtown Washington, and 219 miles from MetLife Stadium to FedEx Field. If you’re not “doing the city,” but just going to the game, take the New Jersey Turnpike all the way down to the Delaware Memorial Bridge (a.k.a. the Twin Span), across the Delaware River into the State of, well, Delaware. This should take about 2 hours, not counting a rest stop.

Speaking of which, the temptation to take an alternate route (such as Exit 7A to I-195 to I-295 to the Ben Franklin Bridge) or a side trip (Exit 4, eventually leading to the Ben Franklin Bridge) to get into Pennsylvania and stop off at Pat’s Steaks in South Philly can be strong, but if you want to get from New York to Washington with making only 1 rest stop, you’re better off using the Delaware House Service Area in Christiana, between Exits 3 and 1 on the Delaware Turnpike. It’s almost exactly the halfway point between New York and Washington.

Once you get over the Twin Span – the New Jersey-bound span opened in 1951, the Delaware-bound one was added in 1968 – follow the signs carefully, as you’ll be faced with multiple ramp signs for Interstates 95, 295 and 495, as well as for US Routes 13 and 40 and State Route 9. You want I-95 South, and its signs will say “Delaware Turnpike” and “Baltimore.” You’ll pay tolls at both its eastern and western ends, and unless there’s a traffic jam, you should only be in Delaware for a maximum of 15 minutes before hitting the Maryland State Line.

At said State Line, I-95 changes from the Delaware Turnpike to the John F. Kennedy Memorial Highway, and you’ll be on it for about an hour (unless you want to make another rest stop, either the Chesapeake House or the Maryland House) and passing through Baltimore, before seeing signs for I-895 and the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel, Exit 62.

From here, you’ll pass through the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel. Take I-895 to Exit 4, and you’ll be on Maryland Route 295 South, the Baltimore-Washington Parkway. BWP exits are not numbered, so you'll have to watch the mileposts and the town names on the exit signs. Your exit onto the Capital Beltway, I-95/495, will be just past Mile 6, And it will read "I-495 S/I-95 S" and mention Richmond, Virginia and Andrews Air Force Base. (That's where the 747s that serve as Air Force One are kept -- and, no, you won't be allowed in to see them, so don't bother visiting.)

Once on the Beltway, it's important to remember that, while I-95 and I-495 have directions, the Beltway itself is (more or less) circular. It has an Inner Roadway, running clockwise, and an Outer Roadway, running counterclockwise. On the way in, you'll be on the Inner Roadway. You'll take Exit 16, for Maryland Route 202/Landover Road, with signs indicating Bladensburg and Upper Marlboro. M-202 will run parallel to the Beltway, until you reach Exit 17A, again saying M-202/Landover Road, toward Upper Marlboro. Then you take Exit 16 for Arena Drive. (Yes, that's what Google Maps says: 16, then 17A, then 16 again.)

When you reach Arena Drive, turn right. Arena Drive flows right to the stadium, which is encircled by FedEx Way. The official address of FedEx Field is 1600 FedEx Way, Landover, Maryland. If the name Landover sounds familiar, it's because the stadium is almost exactly across the Beltway from the site of the Capital Centre, where the Bullets (now the Wizards), the Capitals, and the Georgetown basketball team used to play.

If all goes well -- getting out of New York City and into downtown Baltimore okay, reasonable traffic, just the one rest stop, no trouble with your car -- the whole trip should take about 3½ hours.

Washington is too close to fly, just as flying from New York (from JFK, LaGuardia or Newark) to Boston, Philadelphia and Baltimore, once you factor in fooling around with everything you gotta do at each airport, doesn’t really save you much time compared to driving, the bus or the train.

The train is a very good option, if you can afford it. Washington’s Union Station is at 50 Massachusetts Avenue NE, within sight of the Capitol Building. But Amtrak is expensive. They figure, "You hate to fly, you don't want to deal with airports, and Greyhound sucks, so we can charge whatever we want." New York to Washington will run you $145 each way on a standard Northeast Regional, and $259 on Acela Express (formerly the Metroliner), which would be $290 or $518 round-trip. And that’s before you add anything like Business Class or, God forbid, Amtrak’s overmicrowaved food. Still, it’s less than 3 hours if you take the Acela Express, and 3 hours and 40 minutes if you take a regular Northeast Corridor train.

Another option is to buy a ticket for the New Carrollton, Maryland station, head out to Bus Bay C, and take the F14 bus to Hill Oaks Drive & Michele Drive. From there, it's a 10-minute walk to the stadium. The Amtrak price won't be any different, although the price for the bus may be, compared to the Metro.

Greyhound has rectified a longtime problem. They now use the parking deck behind Union Station as their Washington terminal, instead of the one they built 6 blocks away (and thus 6 blocks from the nearest Metro station), in the ghetto, back in the late 1960s. So neither safety nor aesthetics will be an issue any longer. Round-trip fare on Greyhound can be as high as $73, but you can get it for as little as $26 on advanced purchase. It takes about 4 1/2 hours, and usually includes a rest stop about halfway, either on the New Jersey Turnpike in South Jersey or on the Delaware Turnpike.

However, since the game starts at 8:25 PM, figure it will end around 11:30 PM, making it tough to get back to downtown Washington before midnight, so if you want to take the train back, you could be out of luck unless you also got a hotel and can go back the next morning. The next Greyhound bus out of D.C. would be at 2:00 in the morning.

Once In the City. Founded in 1800, and usually referred to as "The National City" in its early days, and "Washington City" in the 19th Century, the city was named, of course, for George Washington, although its "Georgetown" neighborhood was named for our previous commander-in-chief, King George III of England.

The name of its "state," the District of Columbia, comes from Columbia, a historical and poetic name used for America, which was accepted as its female personification until the early 20th Century, when the Statue of Liberty began to take its place in the public consciousness. "Columbia" was derived from the man who "discovered America," Christopher Columbus, and places throughout the Western Hemisphere -- from the capitals of Ohio and South Carolina to the river that separates Washington State from Oregon, from the Ivy League university in Manhattan to the South American nation that produces coffee and cocaine, are named for him.

Like a lot of cities, Washington suffered from "white flight," so that, while the population within the city limits has seriously shrunk, from 800,000 in 1950 to 650,000 today; the metro area went from 2.9 million to double that, 5.7 million. As a result, the roads leading into the District, and the one going around it, the Capital Beltway, Interstate 495, are rammed with cars. Finally, someone wised up and said, "Let's build a subway," and in 1976, the Metro opened.

That metropolitan growth was boosted by the Maryland and Virginia suburbs building housing and shopping areas for federal-government workers. And, perhaps more than any other metro area, the poor blacks who once lived in the city have reached the middle-class and built their own communities (especially to the east, in Maryland's Prince Georges County, which includes Landover). The metro area now has about 6 million residents -- and that's not including the metro area of nearby Baltimore, which would boost it to nearly 8.5 million and make it the 4th-largest "market" in the country, behind New York, Los Angeles and Chicago, slightly ahead of the San Francisco Bay Area.

Lots of people from the District and its Maryland and Virginia suburbs went up the Parkway to Baltimore to see the Orioles during the District's 1972-2004 baseball interregnum. However, during the NFL interregnum between Robert Irsay's theft of the Colts in 1984 and the arrival of the Ravens in 1996, Baltimore never accepted the Redskins as their team, despite 2 Super Bowl wins in that period.

When you get to Union Station, pick up copies of the Washington Post and the Baltimore Sun. The Post is a great paper with a very good sports section, and in just 6 seasons (now into a 7th) has covered the Nats very well, despite the 1972-2004 era when D.C. had no MLB team of its own. As a holdover from that era, it still covers the Orioles well. The Sun is only an okay paper, but its sports section is nearly as good as the Post's, and their coverage of their town's hometown baseball team rivals that of any paper in the country -- including the great coverage that The New York Times and Daily News give to the Yankees and Mets.

Do not buy The Washington Times. It was founded by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon in 1982 as a replacement for the bankrupt Washington Star as the area’s conservative equivalent to the “liberal” Post. (That’s a laugh: The Post has George Will, Charles Krauthammer, Michael Gerson and Kathleen Parker as columnists!) Under editor-in-chief Wesley Pruden, the Times was viciously right-wing, “reporting” every rumor about Democrats as if they were established, proven fact, and giving Republicans a free pass. Moon’s “Unification Church” sold the paper in 2009, and Pruden retired the year before. But it has cut about 40 percent of its employees, and has dropped not only its Sunday edition but also its sports section. And now, there’s another paper, the Washington Examiner, owned by the same company as the conservative magazine The Weekly Standard, and it is so far to the right it makes The Washington Times look like the Daily Kos. It is a truly loony publication, where Michael Barone of the American Enterprise Institute and Byron York of National Review are considered moderates.

So avoid the loonies and the Moonies, and stick with the Post. Even if you don’t agree with my politics, you’re going down to D.C. for baseball, and the Post’s sports section kicks ass.

The sales tax in the District, once as high as 9 percent, is now just 6 percent.

The centerpoint for street addresses is the Capitol Building. North and South Capitol Streets separate east from west, and East Capitol Street and the National Mall separate north from south. The city is divided into quadrants: Northwest, Northeast, Southeast and Southwest (NW, NE, SE and SW). Because of the Capitol's location is not in the exact geographic centerpoint of the city, NW has about as much territory as the other 3 quadrants put together.

Remember: On street signs, 1st Street is written out as FIRST, and I Street is written out as EYE, so as to avoid confusion. And for the same reason, since I and J were virtually indistinguishable in written script when D.C. was founded in 1800, there is no J Street. Once the letters are expended, they go to to 2- and then 3-syllable words beginning with the sequential letters: Adams, Bryant, Clifton, etc.

Going In. Washington’s subway, the Metro, was not in place until 1976, but, thereafter, it was a relatively easy ride to Redskins games at RFK Stadium. But the move to the Beltway made this a lot harder.

From Union Station (having taken either the train or the bus in), you'll get on the Red Line to Metro Center, and transfer to the Blue Line to Morgan Blvd. The walk up Morgan to the stadium should take about 20 minutes. Because the outbound trip will be during rush hour, it will cost you $4.10. To make matters worse, the Metro stops running at midnight, and you won't be able to get back from Morgan Blvd. station to Union Station. For this reason, driving down would be the best option for this game. Next season, when the Giants are more likely to be playing the Redskins away on a Sunday, things will be different.

As for driving: Going from downtown D.C., you should take any northbound numbered street that gets you to New York Avenue, a.k.a. U.S. Route 50. Take it to Exit 3B, which will take you onto M-202/Landover Road. When you get to Brightseat Road, turn right. Brightseat becomes Redskins Road, which, as you might guess, goes right to the stadium. It should take between 20 and 30 minutes. Parking is a whopping $57.50 -- but would you rather take a taxi back to Union Station (which might cost the same), and then stay there until the middle of the night? I didn't think so.

Despite its size, the stadium is not an architectural marvel. It's not even an architectural curiosity, the way RFK Stadium is with its weird sloping roof. While the NFL embraces functionality first, and aesthetics much further down the line (if at all), there are some stadiums that are distinctive: Soldier Field with its columns, the Los Angeles Coliseum with its arched "peristyle," Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis with its windows. FedEx Field, home to a team with 5 NFL Championships to its name but none won while playing there, is just a stadium. A big stadium, but no big deal.

The field is natural grass. Most football stadiums are aligned north-to-south, so that the angle of the sun doesn't bother the players. FedEx, however, is aligned (more or less) east-to-west. Whether this is a factor with the Redskins not having done well, I don't know. But in their 1st 17 seasons at FedEx, the 'Skins have made the Playoffs only 4 times. Contrast that with RFK Stadium: They made the Playoffs in 8 of their last 15 seasons there, and in 13 of their last 19.

The Redskins went from having the smallest stadium in the NFL, and possibly the best atmosphere and the best home-field advantage, to having the largest stadium, with the worst atmosphere, and hardly any home-field advantage. The move from RFK in the District, where the fans had to walk down hard city streets from the Metro (hazardous even if you weren't wearing enemy colors), to FedEx (originally named Jack Kent Cooke Stadium in memory of the team's former owner) in the comfortable suburbs, meant that the 'Skins could no longer play in a stadium where the upper deck was right on top of the field, and where the aluminum stand that retracted to fit in a baseball field could no longer be jumped on to create noise like an oversized high school football game.

Capacity at FedEx was once 91,704, the highest in the league. (The Cowboys' AT&T Stadium now surpasses this.) But the furthest-back seats were so far back that Redskin fans, used to the closeness of the seats at RFK (the first of the oval multipurpose "concrete ashtray" stadiums, and easily the most intimate of those), complained like hell. The team kept tarping over seats, until the capacity was reduced to the current 79,000 even, 4th-largest in the NFL, and people still complain. In 2008, Sports Illustrated took a poll, and FedEx came in 28th among the 31 NFL stadiums (keeping in mind that the Giants and Jets groundshare, so if you count them as having 2 different atmospheres in the same stadium, FedEx is really 29th out of 32).

Food. In 1992, I attended a preseason baseball game at RFK Stadium, between the Orioles and the Red Sox. The food was horrible, including the worst hot dog I've ever had at a sporting event. The next day, right before the O's were to open the brand-new Camden Yards, it was reported that several of their players (but none of the Red Sox) had come down with food poisoning. I wasn't surprised. (They won the Camden Yards opener anyway.) I would later attend 2 Nationals games and the 2013 U.S.-Germany soccer match at RFK, and the food, while not great, had substantially improved.

Hopefully, it is better at FedEx Field. According to the team website, "Starting 3 hours before every preseason and regular season game, the AAA Ultimate Fan Zone offers its members a pre-game food and entertainment extravaganza unmatched anywhere else in the NFL. Bar-B-Q food and soft drinks are included in the admission price. Entertainment includes live music, appearances by cheerleaders and former players, video games, giveaways and flat screen televisions showing the early games. For more information, contact the Premium Seat Sales department at 301-276-6800 or by email at clubinfo@redskins.com."

They also have other areas where such amenities are available, including a Hooters restaurant, but most of them are in Club Seating, so forget it.

Team History Displays. The Redskins have a Ring of Fame, featuring 45 individuals considered important to the history of the team. In 2002, as part of the team's 70th Anniversary celebrations -- they've been in Washington since 1937, but first played in 1932 as the football version of the Boston Braves -- the 70 Greatest Redskins were named. In 2012, on the 80th Anniversary, they added 10 names to make it the 80 Greatest Redskins. Some of these players are in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Players are noted by the abbreviations ROF (Ring of Fame), 80GR (80 Greatest Redskins) and HOF (Pro Football Hall of Fame):

* From the 1937 and 1942 NFL Champions: ROF, founder-owner George Preston Marshall, quarterback-safety Sammy Baugh, running back-cornerback Cliff Battles, and two-way end Wayne Millner; 80GR, Baugh, Battles, Millner, head coach Ray Flaherty, two-way tackle Turk Edwards, and two-way back Andy Farkas; HOF, Marshall, Flaherty, Baugh, Battles, Millner, Edwards.

* From the 1950s: ROF, Quarterback Eddie LeBaron, running backs Bullet Bill Dudley, Charlie "Choo Choo" Justice and Dick James, and defensive end Gene Brito; 80GR, each of the preceding, plus running back Don Bosseler, receiver Hugh Taylor, center Al DeMao, guard Dick Stanfeld and linebacker Chuck Drazenovich; HOF, only Dudley.

* From the 1960s (but not making to 1972): ROF, head coach Vince Lombardi (the former Packer boss came out of retirement to coach them in 1969, but died before the next season started), flanker Bobby Mitchell, guard Vince Promuto and linebacker Sam Huff; 80GR, Mitchell, Promuto, Huff, and safety Paul Krause; HOF, Lombardi, Mitchell, Huff and Krause. In addition, Dutch Bergman, who briefly coached the Redskins, and also in D.C. at the Catholic University of America, was, along with just about all of these figures, on the old Washington Wall of Stars at RFK Stadium, for running the company that built RFK.

* From the 1972 NFC Champions: ROF, head coach George Allen, quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen and Billy Kilmer, running back Larry Brown, receiver Charley Taylor, tight end Jerry Smith, center Len Hauss, linebacker Chris Hanburger, and cornerbacks Brig Owens and Pat Fischer; 80GR, each of the preceding, plus receiver Roy Jefferson, offensive tackle Terry Hermeling, defensive tackle Diron Talbert, defensive ends Ron McDole and Bill Brundige, linebackers Harold McLinton and Rusty Tillman, cornerback Mike Bass, and punter Mike Bragg; HOF, Allen, Jurgensen and Hanburger. In addition, Edward Bennett Williams, the Washington "superlawyer" who owned the Redskins from 1962 to 1985, buying them from Marshall, selling a majority share in them to Cooke in 1974 and the rest of his stock to Cooke in 1985, was on the Washington Wall of Stars, but not in the 80GR or, as yet, in the ROF.

* Between the 1972 and 1982 seasons' trips to the Super Bowl: ROF, 80GR and HOF, safety Ken Houston.

* From the 1982 NFL Champions: ROF, owner Jack Kent Cooke, head coach Joe Gibbs, defensive coordinator Richie Petitbon, trainer Lamar "Bubba" Tyer, public address announcer Phil Hochberg, quarterback Joe Theismann, running back John Riggins, receiver Art Monk, guard Russ Grimm, offensive tackle Joe Jacoby, defensive tackle Dave Butz, defensive end Dexter Manley, and placekicker Mark Moseley; 80GR, Gibbs, Petitbon, and each of the preceding players, plus general manager Bobby Beathard, offensive line coach Joe Bugel (builder of that legendary "Hogs" line), running back Joe Washington, running back Mike Nelms, tight end Don Warren, center Jeff Bostic, offensive tackles George Starke and Mark May, linebackers Neal Olkewicz and Monte Coleman, and safety Mark Murphy; HOF, Gibbs, Riggins and Grimm.

* From the 1987 NFL Champions: ROF, Cooke, Gibbs, Petitbon, Tyer, Hochberg, Monk, Grimm, Jacoby, Butz, Manley, quarterback Doug Williams, receiver Gary Clark, defensive end Charles Mann and cornerback Darrell Green; 80GR, Gibbs, Petitbon, Bugel, Beathard, Monk, Grimm, Jacoby, Butz, Manley, Williams, Clark, Mann, Green, Warren, Bostic, May, Olkewicz, Coleman, receiver Ricky Sanders, guard Raleigh McKenzie, and offensive tackle Ed Simmons; HOF, Gibbs, Grimm and Green.

* From the 1991 NFL Champions: ROF, Cooke, Gibbs, Petitbon, Tyer, Hochberg, Monk, Grimm, Jacoby, Clark, Mann, Green, and running back Brian Mitchell; 80GR, Gibbs, Petitbon, Beathard, Monk, Warren, Bostic, Grimm, Jacoby, Clark, Mann, Green, Mitchell, Sanders, McKenzie, Simmons, Coleman, quarterback Mark Rypien, running back Earnest Byner, offensive tackle Jim Lachey, and linebacker Wilber Marshall; HOF, Gibbs, Grimm and Green.

* Since 1991: ROF, linebacker Ken Harvey, safety Sean Taylor, and Prince George's County Executive Wayne Curry, who led the drive to get the stadium built; 80GR, Harvey, Taylor, running back Terry Allen and Clinton Portis, offensive tackles Jon Jansen and Chris Samuels, and linebacker LaVar Arrington; HOF, defensive end Bruce Smith (better known as a Buffalo Bill, and didn't make the 80GR or, as yet, the ROF).

Long ago, the Redskins retired Baugh's Number 33. It remains the only number officially retired by the team. However, some numbers are understood to be unofficially retired; Theismann's 7, Jurgensen's 9, Sean Taylor's 21, Green's 28, Charley Taylor's 42, Brown's 43, Riggins' 44, Mitchell's 49, Butz's 65, Huff's 70 and Monk's 81.

There is no exterior display of Baugh's retired number. Nor is there any of the team's 5 NFL Championships (1932, 1942, 1982, 1987 and 1991), their 11 conference titles (1936, 1937, 1940, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1972, 1982, 1983, 1987 and 1991), or their 14 divisional titles (1936, 1937, 1940, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1972, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1987, 1991, 1999 and 2012).

Stuff. The Redskins Hall of Fame Store is located next to the Comcast SportsNet Gate (Gate H) on the Lower Level across from Section 141. The Hall of Fame Store is open during the week from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Monday through Saturday, all year round. On game day the store opens when parking lots open and stays open up to two hours after the game. The store accepts American Express, MasterCard, Visa and Discover. For more information, contact the store at 301-276-6680 or by email at store1@redskins.com.

Fans old enough to remember the 1980s might remember the fans wearing plastic pig noses, or even entire pig masks, in honor of the offensive line "Hogs." I don't know if they sell those. Nor do I know if they sell Indian headdresses, in keeping with the Redskin image, as many fans have been known to do.

I am seriously hoping the Hall of Fame Store, and any other stores at RFK Stadium, do not sell the "Hogettes" outfits. These were big fat guys who wore dresses, ladies' hats, wigs, sunglasses and plastic pig snouts to games from 1983 until 2012, when they decided to retire the act. But they raised a lot of money for charity, and still do so -- just not in costume.

Being in the Nation's Capital (well, since 1997, sort of), there are plenty of books written about the Redskins, some of which may be available at the Hall of Fame Store. In 1996, Thom Loverro published The Washington Redskins: The Authorized History; he followed this in 2007 with Hail Victory: An Oral History of the Washington Redskins. (He's also written books about the nearby Baltimore Orioles and the Negro Leagues.) David Elfin, the former president of the Pro Football Writers of America, and Art Monk collaborated on Washington Redskins: The Complete Illustrated History in 2011.

Historian Thomas G. Smith wrote Showdown: JFK and the Integration of the Washington Redskins, telling of how the 'Skins (in a situation dripping with irony) became the last team in America's top 3 sports to racially integrate. (I'm not counting hockey: Although every NHL has had black players now, until the 1980s the game was dominated by Canadians, and there simply aren't very many black Canadians. But even the Boston Bruins, with Willie O'Ree in 1958, had integrated before the Redskins. The last team then in existence to integrate was the Montreal Canadiens, with Steven Fletcher in 1988 -- although there wasn't any outcry, the way there was in baseball and football.) Since the District of Columbia Stadium (later to be renamed for the President's brother) was on land owned by the federal government, President John F. Kennedy had the man with jurisdiction, Secretary of the Interior Stewart Udall (father of one current U.S. Senator and uncle of another) tell Redskins owner George Preston Marshall that if he wanted the stadium, he had to integrate, or else he'd be stuck in the Senators' old Griffith Stadium with its 35,000 seats. Marshall relented, and traded for Cleveland Browns running back Bobby Mitchell, who was moved to receiver and was fully embraced by Washington fans.

In 2008, the NFL released the DVD NFL: History of the Washington Redskins. They've also released NFL's Greatest Rivalries: Washington vs. Dallas, and NFL: Washington Redskins -- 3 Greatest Games, containing their 3 Super Bowl wins (1982-83/XVII, 1987-88/XXII, and 1991-92/XXVI).

During the Game. You do not need to fear wearing your Giant gear to FedEx Field. Despite the boisterousness of Redskin fans, you are not Cowboy fans. They won't start anything, so if you don't, you will be safe.

The Redskins are 1 of only 3 NFL teams with an official marching band. Since 1938, they have played "Hail to the Redskins" after every score and every win. Ironically, when George Preston Marshall refused to allow a Dallas team in the NFL -- which would end his team's status as the southernmost in the league, thus breaking into the biggest source of his income, Southern radio and TV rights to NFL games -- Clint Murchison, the leader of the group trying to get the Cowboys in, bought the rights to the fight song, and told Marshall that if he didn't want to pay through the nose to use the song, he had to back the Cowboys' entry. Marshall did so, and Murchison sold him the rights to the song. While the chorus includes the words "Braves on the warpath," the verses have been altered over the years to make the song less offensive (i.e., "Scalp 'em" became "Beat 'em"). Why a band and a fight song? Marshall knew, in those early days, that college football was more popular, so, since D.C. didn't have a major college team (the University of Maryland is inside the Beltway, but there wasn't any Beltway until 1961), he wanted to give the city the college football experience. It worked: Redskin games have always (until recently) been well-attended.

The Redskins do not have a mascot. But they do have Zema Williams, a.k.a. Chief Zee. He's been coming to Redskin games in an Indian-themed costume since 1978, and went to all 4 Super Bowls in the Joe Gibbs era -- not an easy feat considering they were in Pasadena, Tampa, San Diego and Minneapolis, all far from Washington. He's also done local car ads. He's missed 2 Washington home games in 36 years: In 1981 when his father died, and in 2007 when, in a class act, he paid tribute to the best-known fan of the arch-enemy, the Dallas Cowboys. Wilford Jones, a.k.a. Crazy Ray, had been dressing up in a Wild West outfit in Cowboys colors from 1963 to 2006, and he and Zee had gone to every Redskins-Cowboys game -- in D.C, Landover and Irving -- for many years, and become good friends in spite of their opposition. The "mascot" version of honor among thieves, I suppose. For the Cowboys' 2007 home opener, in full costume, Zee escorted Jones' widow onto the field at Texas Stadium, and they got a standing ovation, including from people who normally can't stand the Redskins. Zee is now 73, but he's still at it, and still one of the NFL's most recognizable fans.

After the Game. If you’re looking for a postgame meal (or even just a pint), you’ll have trouble finding it nearby, as the stadium is an island in a sea of parking. And, as late as this game will end, going down Arena Drive, and across the Beltway to the mall (The Boulevard at Capital Centre) won't help, as it will be closed. If you're staying overnight in town, your best bet is to, somehow, get back there, and find one of the bars around the Verizon Center. If you just drove down, forget booze, and hit a rest stop on your way back up I-95.

The bar 51st State is a known hangout for Mets, Yankees, Giants, Knicks and Rangers fans. (No mention of the Jets, Nets, Islanders or Devils, though.) 2512 L St. NW at Pennsylvania Avenue. Metro: Blue or Orange to Foggy Bottom.

Sidelights. Washington's sports history is long, but not good. The Redskins haven't won a championship in 22 years; the Bullets/Wizards, 36 years; all of its baseball teams combined, 90 years (yes, ninety, although the Nats are favored by some to take it next month); the Capitals, never in their 40-year history. Indeed, no D.C. area team has even been to its sport's finals since the Caps made it 16 years ago. But, if you have the time, these sites are worth checking:

* Griffith Stadium. There were 2 ballparks on this site, one built in 1892 and one in 1911, after the predecessor burned down – almost exactly the same story as New York’s Polo Grounds. The 2nd one, originally called League Park and National Park (no S on the end) before former pitching star Clark Griffith bought the team, was home to the old Senators from 1911 to 1960, and the new Senators only in 1961.

The Redskins played there from 1937 to 1960, and won the NFL Championship there in 1937 and 1942, although only the ’42 title game was played there. There was another NFL title game played there, in 1940, but the Redskins were beaten by the Chicago Bears – 73-0. (Nope, that’s not a typo: Seventy-three to nothing. Most points by one team in one game in NFL history, slightly ahead of the ‘Skins’ 72-49 victory over the Giants at RFK in 1966.)

While the Senators did win 3 Pennants and the 1924 World Series while playing at Griffith, it was not a good home for them. The fences were too far back for almost anyone to homer there, and they hardly ever had the pitching, either (except for Walter Johnson). In 1953, Mickey Mantle hit a home run there that was measured at 565 feet – though it probably shouldn’t count as such, because witnesses said it glanced off the football scoreboard at the back of the left-field bleachers, which would still give the shot an impressive distance of about 460 feet.

The Negro Leagues’ Homestead Grays also played a lot of home games at Griffith, although they divided their "home games" between Washington and Pittsburgh. Think of the Grays as the original Harlem Globetrotters, who called themselves "Harlem" to identify themselves as a black team even though their original home base was Chicago (and later moved their offices to Los Angeles, and are now based in Phoenix).

By the time Clark Griffith died in 1955, passing the team to his son Calvin, the area around Griffith Stadium had become nearly all-black. While Clark, despite having grown up in segregated Missouri during the 19th Century, followed Branch Rickey's path and integrated his team sooner than most (in particular going for Cubans, white and black alike), Calvin was a bigot who wanted to move the team to mostly-white Minnesota. When the new stadium was built, it was too late to save the original team, and the “New Senators” were born.

Griffith Stadium was demolished in 1965, and Howard University Hospital is there now. 2041 Georgia Avenue NW at V Street. Green Line to Shaw-Howard University Station, 3 blocks up 7th Street, which becomes Georgia Avenue when you cross Florida Avenue.

* Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Stadium. Originally named District of Columbia Stadium (or “D.C. Stadium”), the Redskins played there from 1961 to 1996. The new Senators opened there in 1962, and President John F. Kennedy threw out the first ball at the stadium that would be renamed for his brother and Attorney General in 1969. (There was a JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, formerly Municipal Stadium, where the new arena, the Wells Fargo Center, now stands.)

The new Senators played at RFK Stadium until 1971, and at the last game, against the Yankees, the Senators were up 7-5 with one out to go, when angry fans stormed the field, and the game was forfeited to the Yankees. The ‘Skins moved to their new suburban stadium in 1997, after closing the '96 campaign without the Playoffs, but the final regular-season game was a thrashing of the hated Cowboys in front of over 100 Redskin greats.

The Nats played the 2005, ’06 and ’07 seasons at RFK. D.C. United, the most successful franchise in Major League Soccer (although they’re lousy at the moment), have played there since MLS was founded in 1996, winning the league title, the MLS Cup, 4 times, including 3 of the first 4. Previously, in the North American Soccer League, RFK was home to the Washington Diplomats, featuring Dutch legend Johan Cruyff. And the Beatles played there on their final tour, on August 15, 1966.

DC/RFK Stadium was the first U.S. stadium specifically designed to host both baseball and football, and anything else willing to pay the rent. But I forgive it. It was a great football stadium, and it’s not a bad soccer stadium, but for baseball, let’s just say Nationals Park is a huge improvement. And what is with that whacked-out roof?

With the Nats and ‘Skins gone, United are the only team still playing there, and plans for a new stadium for them, near Nationals Park, are moving slowly, so it will still be possible to see a sporting event at RFK Stadium for the next few years. 2400 East Capitol Street SE. Orange Line or Blue Line to Stadium-Armory. (The D.C. Armory, headquarters of the District of Columbia National Guard, is that big brown arena-like thing across the parking lot.)

* Nationals Park and new D.C. United stadium. The Nats' new home opened in 2008, at 1500 South Capitol Street at N Street. It's not flashy, but it looks nice. The plan for a new D.C. United stadium is for one at Buzzard Point, on land bounded by R, 2nd, T & Half Streets SW, 3 blocks from Nationals Park. Prince Georges County had a proposal for one near FedEx Field, and Baltimore offered to build one, leading New York Red Bulls fans to mock the club as "Baltimore United." But the Buzzard Point stadium is now likely to happen.

* Uline Arena/Washington Coliseum. This building was home to the District’s first NBA team, the Washington Capitols, from 1946 to 1951. They reached the 1949 NBA Finals, losing to the Minneapolis Lakers of George Mikan, and were the first pro team coached by Red Auerbach. Firing him was perhaps the dumbest coaching change in NBA history: By the time Red coached the Boston Celtics to their first NBA title in 1957, the Capitols had been out of business for 6 years.

The Coliseum was last used for sports in 1970 by the Washington Caps (not "Capitols," not "Capitals," just "Caps")of the ABA. It was the site of the first Beatles concert in the U.S. (aside from their appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show 2 nights before), on February 11, 1964.

It still stands, and its interior and grounds are used as a parking lot, particularly for people using nearby Union Station. Unfortunately, it’s in a rotten neighborhood, and I wouldn’t recommend visiting at night. In fact, unless you’re a student of NBA history or a Beatlemaniac, I’d say don’t go at all. 1140 3rd Street NE, at M Street. Red Line to Union Station, and then it’s a bit of a walk.

* Capital Centre site. From 1973 to 1997, this was the home of the NBA’s Washington Bullets, who became the Wizards when they moved downtown. From 1974 to 1997, it was the home of the NHL's Washington Capitals. The Bullets played in the 1975, ’78 and ’79 NBA Finals there, although they’ve only won in 1978 and clinched that at the Seattle Kingdome.

The Cap Centre was also the home for Georgetown University basketball, in its glory years of Coach John Thompson (father of the current coach, John Thompson III), Patrick Ewing, Alonzo Mourning, Dikembe Mutombo and Allen Iverson. Remember those 1980s battles with the St. John’s teams of Louie Carnesecca, Chris Mullin and Walter Berry?

Elvis Presley sang there on June 27, 1976 and on May 22 and 29, 1977. (He never gave a concert in the District.) It was demolished in 2002, and a shopping mall, The Boulevard at the Capital Centre, was built on the site. 1 Harry S Truman Drive, Landover, Prince George’s County, Maryland, just outside the Capital Beltway. Blue Line to Largo Town Center station.

* Verizon Center. Opened in 1997 as the MCI Center, the NBA’s Wizards, the NHL’s Capitals, the WNBA's Washington Mystics, and the Georgetown basketball team have played here ever since. Only one Finals has been held here, the Caps’ 1998 sweep at the hands of the Detroit Red Wings. (Georgetown has reached a Final Four since it opened, but those are held at neutral sites.) But it’s a very good arena. 601 F Street NW, at 6th Street. Red, Green or Yellow Line to Gallery Place-Chinatown Station.

* The Smithsonian Institution. Includes the National Museum of American History, which contains several sports-themed items. 1400 Constitution Avenue NW. Blue or Orange Line to Federal Triangle. (You could, of course, take the same lines to Smithsonian Station, but Fed Triangle is actually a shorter walk.)

If you're into looking up "real" TV locations, the Jeffersonian Institute on Bones is almost certainly based on the Smithsonian. The real NCIS headquarters used to be a short walk from Nationals Park, on Sicard Street between Patterson and Paulding Streets. Whether civilians will be allowed on the Navy Yard grounds, I don't know; I've never tried it. I don't want to get stopped by a guard. I also don't want to get "Gibbs-slapped" -- and neither do you. However, they have since moved to the Marine base at Quantico, Virginia, and that's a bit of a trek.

Of course, The West Wing was based at the White House, at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW. The best-known D.C.-based show that didn't directly deal with government officials was Murphy Brown. The FYI studio was said to be across the street from Phil's, whose address was given as 1195 15th St. NW. Neither the bar nor the address actually exists, but if the address did, it would be at 15th & M Streets. This would put it right down the block from 1150 15th, the headquarters of The Washington Post.

The University of Maryland, inside the Beltway at College Park, can be accessed by the Green Line to College Park and then a shuttle bus. (I tried that for the 2009 Rutgers-Maryland game, and it works very well.) Byrd Stadium is one of the nation’s best college football stadiums, but I wouldn’t recommend sitting in the upper deck if you’re afraid of heights: I think it’s higher than Shea’s was.

Across from the stadium is Cole Field House, where UMd played its basketball games from 1955 to 2002. The 1966 and 1970 NCAA Championship basketball games were played there, the 1966 one being significant because Texas Western (now Texas-El Paso) played an all-black starting five against Kentucky’s all-white starters (including future Laker, Knick and Heat coach Pat Riley and Denver Nuggets star Dan Issel). Elvis sang there on September 27 and 28, 1974. The Terrapins won the National Championship in their final season at Cole, and moved to the adjacent Comcast Center thereafter.

Remember that Final Four run by George Mason University? They’re across the Potomac River in Fairfax, Virginia. Orange Line to Virginia Square-GMU.

I also recommend visiting the capital’s museums, including the Smithsonian complex, whose most popular buildings are the National Archives, hosting the originals of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution; and the National Air and Space Museum, which includes the Wright Brothers’ Flyer, Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis, Chuck Yeager’s Glamorous Glennis (the 1st plane to break the sound barrier), and several space capsules including Apollo 11. The Smithsonian also has an annex at Dulles International Airport out in Virginia, including a Concorde, the space shuttle Discovery, and the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the first atomic bomb.

In spite of what some movies have suggested, you won't see a lot of tall buildings in the District.  The Washington Monument is 555 feet high, but, other than that, no building is allowed to be taller than the Capitol. Exceptions were made for two churches, the Washington National Cathedral and the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, and the Old Post Office Pavilion was built before the "unwritten law" went into effect. In contrast, there are a few office buildings taller than most D.C. buildings across the Potomac River in Arlington, Virginia, and in the neighboring Maryland cities of Silver Spring and New Carrollton.

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Have fun in the Nation’s Capital. And if Teddy wins, that’s okay. If the Nats win, well, maybe not. But a loss in Washington is usually a better experience than even a win in Philly.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Ellsbury Keeps Yankee Hopes, However Remote, Alive

The Yankees chances of making the Playoffs are still very slim. Essentially, they need to win every game, and get help.

Not the kind of help Joe Girardi needs (a burning of his binder), or the kind Brian Cashman needs (a slap in the face and a pink slip).

Last night, Hiroki Kuroda did his job. Into the 7th inning, he allowed the Toronto Blue Jays 3 runs (2 earned), 7 hits, no walks, 7 strikeouts. Pitching like that deserves sufficient runs.

He got them. In the bottom of the 1st, already trailing 1-0 on an Edwin Encarnacion home run, Jacoby Ellsbury led off with a double. Derek Jeter singled him over to 3rd. (I know, I know, but it is time for him to go.) Brian McCann singled Ellsbury home. But the rally was stymied when Mark Teixeira grounded into a double play and Carlos Beltran (big shock) struck out.

Ellsbury struck again in the 3rd, hitting a home run, his 16th of the season. He struck again in the 4th, getting a run home on a groundout to ex-Met Jose Reyes, whose error allowed another run. Ellsbury either scored or drove in all the Yankee runs.

Girardi trusted Adam Warren to close the game out. In spite of what surely must have been palpitations from thousands of Yankee Fans, Warren got the job done.

Yankees 5, Blue Jays 3. WP: Kuroda (11-9). SV: Warren (3, believe it or not). LP: Mark Buehrle (12-10).

Here's how things stand, going into today's 4:00 start:

* The Yankees are 4 games out of the 2nd Wild Card spot, with 9 games to go.

* If the Yankees "go Borg," and win 7 of 9...

* The Kansas City Royals would have to drop 6 of 9.

* So would the Seattle Mariners.

* And the Cleveland Indians would have to do no better than winning 7 of 9.

If all those things happened, it would create a 4-way tie for the 2nd Wild Card.

Right, I don't think the Yankees are going to make it. But it's possible that will still not be assured next Thursday, when Jeter's last home game is scheduled.

Let him play in the season's last series at Fenway? Or let the home finale be his finale? Recall that, in 2008, the Yankees were mathematically still eligible when the last scheduled game at the old Yankee Stadium was played, but the elimination number was down to 1, and we knew there would be no last round-up for the Big Orchard.

But it's still possible. Remote, but possible.

So I'm saying... there's a chance.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Yanks Beat Those Pesky Blue Jays On Jeter HR & Error

Last night, the Yankees opened Derek Jeter's final homestand, in the 1st of a 4-game series against those pesky Toronto Blue Jays.

Shane Greene started against R.A. Dickey, the knuckleballer that the Mets, in one of their periodic boneheaded trades, let go right after he won the National League Cy Young Award.

Greene took a 3-hit shutout into the 7th inning. He has been a big reason why the Yankees still have, however slight, a shot at the postseason.

In the bottom of the 5th, Stephen Drew defied his .163 batting average and .241 on-base percentage, and doubled home Chase Headley to put the Yankees on the board. In the 6th, Jeter hit a solo home run to left field -- possibly his last homer. He now has 3,453 career hits, 260 of them home runs.

It was 2-0 Yankees in the top of the 8th. But Joe Girardi, again operating the Yankee bullpen with all the efficiency of a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest, didn't send Dellin Betances, who finished the 7th, out for the 8th. He sent Shawn Kelley out there. After getting the 1st 2 outs, Kelley gave up a single to that other ex-Met on the Jays, Jose Reyes. And then he gave up a home run to Joey Bautista, who always hits the Yankees hard. (When are they going to test him for steroids?) As they say in English soccer, "Two-nil, and you fucked it up!"

David Robertson got the Jays out 1-2-3 in the top of the 9th. This was beginning to feel like another game the Yankees would lose in extra innings because they don't hit enough.

But Chris Young led off the bottom of the 9th with a single. Antoan Richardson pinch-ran for him and stole 2nd, putting the winning run in scoring position with nobody out. Brett Gardner bunted him over. Winning run on 3rd with less than 2 out. The batter was Chase Headley, who's hit very well for the Yanks since he came over. Surely, the Yankees weren't going to blow this?

As it turned out, the Jays took the matter out of the Yanks' hands -- and their own hands were not equal to the task. Headley grounded to Adam Lind at 1st, and the ball went through his hands and legs, not unlike Bill Buckner in the 1986 World Series. Yankees 3, Blue Jays 2.

WP: David Robertson (3-5). No save. LP: Aaron Sanchez (2-2).

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The win, and the Oakland Athletics' loss, puts the Yankees 5 games behind the 2nd American League Wild Card slot.

There are 10 games left. If the Yankees can win 7 of the 10, the following would have to happen for them to make the Playoffs:

* The A's would have to drop 8 of their last 10.

* The Seattle Mariners, 7 of 10.

* And the Cleveland Indians, at least 4 of their last 10. As in, all 4 occurrences would have to happen.

The series continues tonight at The Stadium. Hiroki Kuroda starts for the Yanks, Mark Buehrle for the Jays.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Jeter Ends Slump, Yanks Beat Rays & Their Classless Manager

So, in the last game that Derek Jeter will ever play at the Gray Elephant in St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon kept it up: Chris Young was hit by a pitch from Rays starter Alex Cobb, making it 6 Yankee batters hit by Rays pitchers in the last 5 games between the teams.

It ended up not mattering. Evan Longoria, who always hits well against the Yankees, hit a home run in the bottom of the 4th, to give the Rays a 1-0 lead. But 5th-inning doubles by Chase Headley and the unlikely Brendan Ryan gave the Yankees a 2-1 lead. Brett Gardner added a sacrifice fly to make it 3-1. The Rays got to within 3-2, but that was it.

Brandon McCarthy went 7 innings, allowing 2 runs on 4 hits and 1 walk. A very strong performance, elevating him to 7-4 since he became a Yankee in midseason. Dellin Betances pitched a scoreless 8th, and David Robertson a scoreless 9th for his 37th save. Cobb took the loss, and drops to 9-8.

So we don't have to face Joe Maddon and his team built in his own classless image again until April 17 of next year, when we once again have to go down to that Tampa Bay dump.

And our long metropolitan nightmare is over: Jeter, desperate enough to try a bunt with 1 out and nobody on in the 1st, singled to lead off the 6th, and was the runner that scored on the Gardy sac fly. He had been 0-for-28 until then.

As Yogi Berra would have said, "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin'."

It's kind of interesting that the new Gatorade commercial premiered only after Jeter ended the slump:


But it doesn't look like he's going out with a Playoff team. The Yankees are 5 1/2 games behind the Oakland Athletics for the 2nd American League Wild Card spot. The A's have 10 games left. If they split, going 5-5, the Yankees would have to win all 11 games they have left.

As they say on medical dramas, "I'm not going to lie to you: It doesn't look good."

Tonight, the Yankees begin a 4-game home series with the Toronto Blue Jays. Shane Greene pitches against former Met knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. This will be followed by 4 games against the Baltimore Orioles, making it Jeter's final homestand -- his home career ending against the same team that was the opponent in the last game at the old Yankee Stadium. Has it really been 6 years?

Then we close with 3 games against the Red Sox at Fenway, possibly the least consequential Yanks-Sox games in over 20 years.

I wonder if Joe Girardi will play Jeter in those games, or if he'll make the home finale Jeter's finale?

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

How Long It's Been: The Baltimore Orioles Won a Division Title

Last night, the Baltimore Orioles clinched the American League Eastern Division Championship, but beating the Toronto Blue Jays, 8-2, at Oriole Park at Camden Yards.

They had previously won the AL East in 1969, 1970, 1971, 1973, 1974, 1979, 1983 and 1997, and just missed winning it in 1977, 1980, 1982, and one of the split-season halves in 1981.

So they won 5 of the 1st 6 AL East titles, and 7 of the first 15. But only 1 of the last 30 until last night.

The last time the Orioles clinched a Division title was on September 27, 1997, beating the Milwaukee Brewers 5-4 at Milwaukee County Stadium, thus eliminating the Yankees. (This was the Brewers' last series as an American League team. Oddly, the Yankees won 92 games in 1996, enough to beat the O's out for the AL East title; but the 96 games they won in 1997 wasn't enough to do it, as the O's won 98. Never again has an AL East team won 96 games without winning the Division.)

September 27, 1997. That's 11 days short of 17 years. How long has it been?

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Their starting lineup included Cal Ripken Jr., future Hall-of-Famer; Roberto Alomar, future Hall-of-Famer; Rafael Palmeiro, who would have made the Hall of Fame had he not been caught using steroids; Brady Anderson, an All-Star who was almost certainly using steroids; B.J. Surhoff, a future All-Star; Jeffrey Hammonds, a future All-Star; Chris Holies, an All-Star catcher; Mike Bordick, an All-Star shortstop;and Geronimo Berroa, the only one of the usual starting nine who would never be an All-Star, but was coming off a 36-home run season for the Oakland Athletics, and hit 26 between the A's early in the year and the O's later.

The pitching staff included Mike Mussina, the future Yankee who is now eligible for the Hall of Fame and should be in; Jimmy Key, a former Yankee who should be considered for the Hall; Scott Erickson, a former All-Star for the Minnesota Twins; longtime bullpen star Arthur Rhodes; former Mets closers Jesse Orosco and Randy Myers; and future Mets closer Armando Benitez.

This team should have won the AL Pennant. But after beating the Seattle Mariners in the Division Series, they lost the League Championship Series to the Cleveland Indians in 6 games, as Benitez, having already given up key homers to the Yankees in the previous season's ALCS (including the Derek Jeter/Jeffrey Maier home run), gave up an 11th-inning homer in Game 6. Not to a slugger like Manny Ramirez, Jim Thome, Sandy Alomar Jr., Matt Williams, or even Travis Fryman, but to Tony Fernandez -- good fielder, but not much of a hitter.

The Orioles have played 6 ALCS games at Camden Yards since it opened in 1992. They have won exactly 1 of them. And that it why they haven't won a Pennant, never mind a World Series, since 1983. (That's a "How Long It's Been" post for another day.) It's also a big reason why Davey Johnson was lucky to manage the Mets when they won the World Series in 1986. He should have won more with the Mets, and also had good teams in Baltimore, Cincinnati, Los Angeles and Washington, but has only won 1 Pennant. He was a Bob Stanley wild pitch -- maybe a single Houston Astro run -- away from being Gene Mauch with a bigger budget: The worst big-game manager in baseball history.

On their left sleeves, the Oriles were wearing a commemorative patch with the number 200 on it, in honor of the anniversary of Baltimore's incorporation as a city in 1797.

In 1997, the Boston Red Sox had not won the World Series in 79 years. The Chicago White Sox, 80 years. The San Francisco Giants, 43 years (and they were still in New York at the time). The Florida (now Miami) Marlins and Arizona Diamondbacks had never won a World Series. The Marlins, Houston Astros, Colorado Rockies, Tampa Bay Rays and Texas Rangers had never won a Pennant. The D-backs and Rays had not even begun play yet. All have now done so.

As I said, the Brewers were still in the AL, and the Houston Astros were still in the National League. Of the 28 teams playing that season, 15 have since opened a new ballpark, including the Detroit Tigers, who were then still playing in a stadium built in 1912. Of the 9 teams playing major league sports in the New York Tri-State Area, all but the Knicks and Rangers have either moved to a new building (and their building has just been seriously renovated), or, in the case of the Islanders, are about to do so.

The Montreal Expos had not yet moved to Washington, D.C. The Houston Oilers were playing their one and only season in Memphis, as the Tennessee Titans, and would move to Nashville the next season, and wouldn't become the Tennessee Titans until they opened a new stadium the year after that. The Cleveland Browns were in the 2nd year of a 3-year hiatus because of the Baltimore Ravens move. The Seattle SuperSonics hadn't yet become the Oklahoma City Thunder. The Vancouver Grizzlies had not yet moved to Memphis. The Charlotte Hornets hadn't yet become the New Orleans Hornets or the New Orleans Pelicans, and the Charlotte Bobcats had neither been founded or changed their name to the new Charlotte Hornets. The Hartford Whalers were about to debut as the Carolina Hurricanes. The Nashville Predators, Columbus Blue Jackets and Minnesota Wild had not yet begun play. Neither had the Atlanta Thrashers, who have since become the new Winnipeg Jets.

The defending World Champions in sports were the Yankees in baseball, the Green Bay Packers in football, the Chicago Bulls in basketball, and the Detroit Red Wings in hockey. The Heavyweight Championship of the World was split between Evander Holyfield (WBA), Lennox Lewis (WBC), Michael Moorer (IBF) and Henry Akinwade (WBO). Most people considered either Holyfield or Lewis to be "the real champ."

Baseball legends Joe DiMaggio, Ted Williams, Stan Musial, Bob Feller and Warren Spahn were still alive. Of the defining baseball players of my childhood, all were now retired, and except for the banned Pete Rose, pretty much all of them were in the Hall of Fame or would be in the next couple of years.

Derek Jeter was 23 years old, and in his 2nd full major league season. Jimmy Rollins was about to turn 19, Adrian Beltre was 18, Robinson Cano and David Wright were about to turn 15, Miguel Cabrera and Joey Votto were 14, Matt Kemp was 13, current Oriole star Adam Jones was 12, Yoenis Cespeds was about to turn 12, Felix Hernandez was 11, Stephen Strasburg and Clayton Kershaw were 9, Masahiro Tanaka was about to turn 9, Giancarlo Stanton was about to turn 8, Mike Trout was 6, and Bryce Harper was about to turn 5.

The Olympic Games have since been held in America, Canada, Britain, Russia, China, Japan, Australia, Greece and Italy. The World Cup has since been held in France, Japan, Korea, Germany, South Africa and Brazil.

The President of the United States was Bill Clinton, nobody was publicly suggesting that his wife Hillary run for any office, and Monica Lewinsky could walk into just about any building in the country, introduce herself, and no one there would recognize her name. (Come to think of it, so could any Kardashian except Robert Sr., who was still alive.)

Gerald and Betty Ford, Ronald Reagan, and Lady Bird Johnson were still alive. Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter, Nancy Reagan, and George and Barbara Bush were, and still are. George W. Bush was preparing to run for re-election as Governor of Texas. Barack Obama was in his 1st year in public office, the Illinois State Senate. Joe Biden was in his 25th year as a U.S. Senator from Delaware.

The Governor of New York was George Pataki, gearing up for a 2nd run at the office he'd won from Mario Cuomo. Mario's son, Andrew Cuomo, was Clinton's Secretary of Housing & Urban Development, and he'd hired Bill de Blasio, now Mayor of New York, as his regional director. The Mayor of New York then, about to be elected to a 2nd term, was Rudy Giuliani. The Governor of New Jersey was Christine Todd Whitman. Chris Christie had just been defeated in a primary for re-election as a Freeholder for Morris County; at age 35, his political career seemed to be over.

In the State and City where the Orioles were playing, the Governor of Maryland was Parris Glendening. Current Governor Martin O'Malley was a City Councillor in Baltimore, where Mayor Kurt Schmoke was about to announce that he wasn't running for re-election.

The Prime Minister of Canada was Jean Chretien. The Prime Minister of Britain, in his 1st 5 months on the job, was Tony Blair. The head of state of both nations was Queen Elizabeth II, still dealing with the public-relations fallout from the death of Princess Diana. England's Premier League had been won the preceding May by Manchester United, and its FA Cup by West London club Chelsea, only the 5th major trophy in their 92-year history. (They have since won 14 in 17 years.)

Major novels of 1997 including J.K. Rowling's 1st Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (released as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S.), Charles Frazier's Cold Mountain, Don DeLillo's Underworld, Mordecai Richler's Barney's Version, and Candace Bushnell's Sex and the City, the basis for the TV series. Non-fiction books of the year included Mitch Albom's Tuesdays With Morrie, Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs and Steel, Jean-Dominique Bauby's The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and Sebastian Junger's The Perfect Storm.

Major films of the fall of 1997 included L.A. Confidential, Soul Food, Kiss the Girls (the first of James Patterson's Alex Cross novels to be made into a film), Seven Years In Tibet, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Gattaca. The new 1997-98 television season saw the debuts of Ally McBeal, Dharma & Greg, and Bear in the Big Blue House.

On the very night that the Orioles clinched the AL East, Bob Dylan played a concert in Bologna, Italy, as a Catholic youth rally, headlined not by Dylan but by Pope John Paul II. He had just released his album Time Out of Mind. Within weeks, Bill Berry would leave R.E.M., ending the group's original lineup. Janet Jackson released The Velvet Rope. The Bouncing Souls, who made their name in the Rutgers music scene in New Brunswick, New Jersey, released their self-titled debut album.

Mobile telephones were still roughly the size of the communicators on the original Star Trek series. There was America Online and Netscape, but, as yet, less than half of all Americans were Internet users. There was no Facebook, no Twitter, no Pinterest, no Vine.

In the early autumn of 1997, Wales voted for "devolution" in the United Kingdom, and both they and Scotland formed a their own parliaments, to give themselves some autonomy. (Shades of what's going on with Scotland now.) An Islamic-terror massacre in Algeria killed 53 people, and a plane crash in Indonesia killed 235.

Red Skelton, and Roy Lichtenstein, and baseball legend Johnny Vander Meer died. Actress Bella Thorne, and drummer Alex Wolff, and figure skater Leah Keiser were born.

September 27, 1997. The Baltimore Orioles clinched the American League Eastern Division title.

Now, nearly 17 years later, they have done it again. Will they have better luck in the postseason this time? Stay tuned.

Joe Maddon Is a Classless Thug

Joe Maddon, the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays, is a thug.

He's probably hoping that John Farrell gets fired as Boston Red Sox manager, so he can get off the sinking ship that will probably be docked in another city in a few years, and can manage a team that actually gets supported, win or lose, and gets a real payroll, and where his hatred of the Yankees and his encouragement of his players to purposely inflict injuries on them, is already part of the club culture.

Not to be confused with the band Culture Club: If you ask Maddon, "Do you really want to hurt me?" he'll say, "Fuck yeah, I do!"

Last night, after a pregame ceremony honoring Derek Jeter in his last series in his adopted hometown of St. Petersburg, the Yankees led 1-0 in the bottom of the 5th, with Michael Pineda cruising, and Ichiro Suzuki backing him up with an RBI single.

Then the Rays tied it on Pineda's own error. In the 6th, Pineda allowed another run to make it 2-1 Tampa Bay.

That's when Joe Girardi panicked. He pulled Pineda for Josh Outman, who finished the 6th.

That's when Girardi fucked up the bullpen again. He should have kept Outman in there for the 7th. Instead, he brought in Esmil Rogers, who opened the gates for a 4-run inning.

At the rate the Yankees are going, they probably still would have lost had it remained 2-1. As it was, the Yankees got only 7 hits, and were an unacceptable 1-for-10 with runners in scoring positon. Rays 6, Yankees 1. WP: Jake Odorizzi (11-12). No save. LP: Pineda (3-5).

But as bad as blowing the lead and not hitting enough -- in each case, again -- are, the big story occurred in the top of the 8th inning. Steve Geltz -- not to be confused with Steve Jeltz, a good-field-no-hit shortstop for the Phillies in the early 1990s -- took the mound. The first batter he faced was Jeter, mired in the worst slump of his career, 0-for-26, his seasonal batting average down to .249, trudging toward retirement.

He hit Jeter. The count was 0-and-2, suggesting that he didn't mean to hit him. But with a 5-run lead over the 2014 Yankees, the game was in the bag for the Rays. This was a message, from Maddon to the Yankees: We hate you for beating us so often, and we hate your fans for coming into our ballpark and taking over and making us feel like the visiting team.

(Attendance was 21,387. Not bad for the early or mid-1990s, terrible for the mid-2010s, truly pathetic for a metro arena that spent the better part of 20 years whining that it deserved a Major League Baseball team, missing out on the 1977 and 1993 expansions, and having the San Francisco Giants one step away from moving there for the 1993 season, maybe two steps away from having the Seattle Mariners or the Houston Astros move there in the 1990s. They don't seem to want a team anymore.)

Then Joe West, baseball's seniormost current umpire and the crew chief for this series, warned both benches.

What was the point of warning the Yankee bench? They hadn't hit a Rays batter in this series, or in the last series at Yankee Stadium. This was the 5th plunking of a Yankee batter in the last 4 games between them.

Girardi came out to argue, and West tossed him.

In the bottom of the 8th, bench coach and backup manager Tony Pena sent David Phelps out to pitch, and he hit Rays right fielder Kevin Kiermayer. West threw out both Phelps and Pena.

Maddon, of course, was allowed to finish the game.

It's not just Yankee Fans who know that Maddon is a classless thug. His allowance of headhunting precipitated a brawl against the Red Sox 2 years ago. After the game, he tweeted, “Very proud of our effort 2nite. What occurred in the 9th reeked of intent. Was ridiculous, absurd, idiotic, incompetent, cowardly behavior.”

That led one Red Sox fan blogger to write a piece calling Maddon "the Worst Person Ever." (Shades of Keith Olbermann.)

And late this afternoon, all 4 panelists on ESPN's Around the Horn said Maddon was wrong: Longtime Boston Globe columnist Bob Ryan, longtime Denver Post columnist Woody Paige, University of Maryland journalism professor and former Dallas Morning News columnist Kevin Blackistone, and former Sports Illustrated writer Pablo S. Torre. Still later, both panelists on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption, former Washington Post columnists Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon, also said Maddon was wrong.

Neither Gary Shelton nor Tom Jones (not the singer), either of the regular columnists for the Tampa Bay Times (formerly the St. Petersburg Times), wrote today. Nor has any columnist for the Tampa Tribune. I guess they didn't want to address Maddon being a classless thug.

So it's not just me. True, they won't call Maddon "classless" or a "thug," but they all agree with me that he is wrong to either order his pitchers to hit Yankee batters or to allow them to do so.

Maddon has a history of classless behavior. On March 9, 2008, Elliot Johnson -- a jack of all positions and master of bupkes, who is now a Cleveland Indian and a career .215 hitter -- crashed into Yankee catcher Francisco Cervelli, breaking his wrist. In a spring training game.

Then, in May 2011, Buster Posey of the San Francisco Giants suffered a season-ending injury in a violent home-plate collision. And MLB put in a new rule regarding such collisions. Maddon, the hypocrite, said, "The new rules are only in place because a star catcher got injured and he was bowled over and he was in bad position. I hate to say it was his fault.''

Really. Yo, Joe: How would you feel if the catcher who gets the season-ending injury next year is Jose Molina? (Sorry, Yankee Fans, I know he was once one of ours, but he's theirs now.) Or Ryan Hanigan? But you'd change your hypocritical tune then.

Since becoming the Rays' manager, Maddon has continually allowed his pitchers to plunk Yankee hitters. It seems as if he thinks he's already the Red Sox manager.

He'd fit them perfectly. You know why?

Because Joe Maddon is a classless thug.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

You Can't Win If You Don't Score

(Yes, I know, the picture is from earlier in the season, at home, not from this past weekend at Camden Yards. It's still the Orioles beating the Yankees, and it seems to sum up this season. I'm leaving it up.)

Since last I posted, the Yankees have played the finale of a road series against the Baltimore Orioles, and begun a road series against the Tampa Bay Rays, and dropped both games.

It now looks as though the last 3 games of the season, away to the Boston Red Sox, will have no meaning beyond each side wanting to beat their archest rival, just for the sake of beating that one team.

Making it increasingly likely that Derek Jeter's last game will be the home finale, against the Orioles, on September 25, a week from this Thursday night.

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On Sunday night in Baltimore, Hiroki Kuroda sure didn't pitch like a 39-year-old man. He went 7 innings, allowing 1 run on 6 hits and no walks. Dellin Betances pitched a perfect 8th.

And yet, despite Martin Prado's 12th home run of the season (his 7th as a Yankee since coming over from the Arizona Diamondbacks on July 31), the game was 1-1 going into the 9th.

Brian McCann, still batting only .238, hit his 20th homer of the season. It was 2-1, and it looked like Betances would get the win.

But David Robertson, who so often bends but doesn't break, broke. He allowed a leadoff double to Nelson Cruz, another double to Steve Pearce to tie the game, got J.J. Hardy to fly out, and then allowed a game-losing double.

A game-losing double to Kelly Johnson, whom the Yankees got rid of, because he was batting just .219, on-base percentage a mere .304, with 6 homers and 22 RBIs in 227 at-bats. We were actually willing to trade him to the hated Red Sox. He continued to be bad for them: In 25 plate appearances, he reached base only 4 times (all singles), for Ivan DeJesus. No, the BoSox were not willing to trade him for the 61-year-old former Cubs and Phillies shortstop from Puerto Rico, who played 7 games for the Yankees in 1986. This is his 27-year-old son, a middle infielder who had all of 72 big-league plate appearances before that trade (and only 8 since coming to Boston 2 weeks ago).

Kelly Johnson isn't the first, or even the least likely, former Yankee to come back and haunt us. But he is the latest, and thus, for the moment, the most annoying.

Orioles 3, Yankees 2. WP: Darren O'Day (5-1). No save. LP: Robertson (2-5).

In 37 innings in Camden Yards, one of the best hitter's parks in the game, the Yankees scored 6 runs. They won 1 game, and lost another in the 9th inning and another in the 11th.

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Then, last night in St. Petersburg, against the Rays, the Yankees continued their pathetic hitting, getting nothing over 9 innings. The Yankees got only 6 hits (all singles, except for a double by Ichiro Suzuki) and 2 walks, and were 0-for-4 with runners in scoring position (Yankee RISPfail).

This time, for 8 innings, it didn't matter, since Chris Capuano and Adam Warren, both seriously struggling lately, combined for 8 scoreless innings of their own, allowing the Rays only 2 hits (but also 4 walks).

This time, it was Shawn Kelley's turn to futz it up. He got Yunel Escobar to ground out, but allowed singles to Logan Forsythe (he of the oh-so-soap-opera-sounding name) and James Loney (also a bit of a soapish name). He struck out David DeJesus (no relation to the Ivans), but walked Matt Joyce to load the bases with only 1 out.

Could the Yankee infield get a double play and get out of the jam? Not if the next batter hit a line drive over them. Ben Zobrist, as usual a pain in the ass, did just that, singling to right to end it.

Rays 1, Yankees 0. WP: Joel Peralta (3-4). No save. LP: Kelley (3-6).

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With that loss, just as the Yankees had done to the Rays 4 days earlier, the Rays had officially, mathematically, eliminated the Yankees from the chance at the American League Eastern Division title.

The Yankees are 6 games out of the AL Wild Card race with 13 to play. Their elimination number is 8. To put it another way: If the Kansas City Royals, currently holding the 2nd AL Wild Card slot, go 1 game over .500 the rest of the way, 7-6, in order to at least tie them for that berth, the Yankees would have to win all of their last 13. So it looks like the Royals and the Oakland Athletics will get the wild card berths. The Seattle Mariners are still close enough to have a chance.

The Orioles can clinch the AL East tonight, with either a win or a Toronto Blue Jays loss. The Washington Nationals can clinch the National League East tonight with a win and an Atlanta Braves loss. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have a magic number of 3 to clinch the AL West. The Royals and the Detroit Tigers are still in a dogfight for the AL Central, with the Tigers leading by only a game and a half. The San Francisco Giants and Pittsburgh Pirates look like they'll take the NL Wild Cards. The St. Louis Cardinals lead the Pirates in the NL Central, and the Los Angeles Dodgers lead the Giants in the NL West, although neither is a sure thing yet.

What is as close to a sure thing as you can get in baseball, without already being mathematically clinched, is that the Yankees won't make the Playoffs.

Now, to make matters worse for the Yankees, Prado, whose acquisition is one of the few good transactions that general manager Brian Cashman has made since the final out of the 2009 World Series, is out for the last 13 games of the season (and, with a miracle qualification, the postseason) due to an emergency appendectomy.

The human appendix is like Yankee hitting coach Kevin Long: Completely useless, and we'll all be better off if he is removed from the body.

Because Long is not getting the job done, more so than Cashman, more so than manager Joe Girardi, more so than pitching coach Larry Rothschild. They all need to go, but if we can only get rid of one, it has to be Long.

You can't win if you can't score. Whoever said, "Defense wins games" or, "Defense wins championships" was a liar. Defense doesn't win you a damned thing. It gives your offense a chance to win. Offense wins.

Of course, as the Giants, the Jets, and Rutgers all proved this weekend on the gridiron, even if you do score, you won't win, even if you have a late lead, unless you can stop the other team.

My alma mater, East Brunswick High School, proved both points on Friday night, losing its football opener 48-0 to Piscataway. That's a team that finished 1-9 last year, and winning that 1 by beating another 1-9 team only 14-12, losing to the Number 1-ranked team in Middlesex County. Who made that schedule?

The Yanks-Rays series continues in St. Petersburg tonight. Michael Pineda starts against Jake Odorizzi. Hopefully, the Rays' starter will live up to his name, ODOR-izzi, and stink, and the Yankees can get some runs off of him.